Tuesday, 27 May 2014

SMS collections






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Ipadi Pesama iruntha Epadi.
Innum 3 days Than iruku.
Ada Yaravathu Aarambinga pa.
Sari, Naney Aarambikiren.
On this  New Year,
Wish you be showered with
The Divine blessings…
Of happiness and Prosperity
Puthandu Vazthukal !!!
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God Bless you & Keep you Safe Always Not Only
2day Life dat is comng In your Way.
May Year 2Follow B Among The Best you hv Evr Spend in your life
Happy new year to all 
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Let this new year
Begins with a lot of Hopes
& Inspiration to you.
Eniya Puthandu Vazthukal !!!
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A new beginning
New hopes
and new horizons to reach
May the Sun radiate all the goodness of life
In the coming year and always!
Puthandu Vazthukal!
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Let this  New Year
Brings lot of cheer, affluence and Peace
In your life.
May the Divine power gives you enough
Strength for tolerating highs and lows of life
With Calmness.
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January Ist 2014 la Naanga
Unga Veettukku
Varuvoam.
Vandhu Permanenta
unga Veetlaye
Thanga Poarom.
Engaloada Name:
“SANTHOSAM”
“VETRI”
“NIMMATHI”
Wish You Happy  New Year 2014
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May this  New Year
Brings you lot of good things
in your life.
May the God blesses always
In your life for the entire year ahead.
"Eniya Puthandu Vazthukal"
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Let this  New Year
Expel your worries and errors.
Wishing you and your family
A healthy and wealthy life
Happy New Year
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Vettri’yai Virumbum Namakku
Tholvi’yai Thaangum Manam Illai…!
Tholvi’yai thaangum Manam irundhaal adhuvum
Oru Vettri’ dhaan.!
Intha Putthaandil Anaivarukkum Vetri Kidaikattum.
Wish You a Very Happy & Prosperous New Year
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Examples for super & offer: 

Anbana 
manaivi 
iruntha 
athu "super". 
Avaluku 
azhagaana 
thankachi 
iruntha 

athu "offer".....


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Punch Thathuvam 
1) Sight Adithu Vaalvarey Vaalvar, Love Seivor Feel Panniye Saavar. 
2) Nammai Nokum Pen Nammai Nokavidil, Nokia Vaangi Enna Payan. 
3) Beediyal Sutta Pun Ullaarum, Aarathey Lady'al Sutta Manam. 
4) Ep'figar'ai Yar Yar Nokkinum, Ap'figar'ai Pickup Pannuvadhu Arivu. 

5) Arriear Vaithor Arivudayar, Arivilar All Clear Seithiduvar.



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Today  punch:

Copper wirela connection kodutha adhu
"Minsaaram"
Manja kayirla connection kodutha adhu
 "Samsaaram"


Infact Rendumey DANGER.


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Oru ponnu azhluthan atharku 1000 reasons but oru paiyen azhlutha atharku orye karanam ponnathan irukum....






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King of Insults:
Man: Enga oorula ungala pathi elarum oru madhiri pesuranga…
Kounds: Ama naaye unga oru periya Geneva. Ulaga samadhanam pesura edam. Poda poochi aricha kanna..

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Koundamani: Naan unkita ennada vaangittu vara sonnen?

Senthil: Tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Koundamani: Ethana?
Senthil: Rendu
Koundamani: Onnu inga irukku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: Innonu thaanne sms padikudhu...
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Hus : look into my eyes...

What do you see..? Tell me.



Wife : I see real love.



Hus : Nasama pochu... Kannula ennamo vilunthiruku edudi..!



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"Kann adiththu paarthen aval mayangavillai"


"Kattaiyal adithen udane mayangi vittaal"
-Nammakita mayangatha figure illa pa



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Owner: Server Anga Enna Galata?

Server: Full meals Kettar Koduthen.
Ownr: Apuram edhuku Galata?
Ser: Meals Inga Iruku Full enganu Kekeraru..



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Madhuvai Naattai Vittee virattuvom..!


Nee Beera Kudichu kaali Pannu..!



Nan Quarter, Half, Full'nu Kudichu Kaali Pandren..!
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Megamey 
Kadhal Tholviyil Neyum 
Kaneer Vadikirai. 
Nanum Kaneer Vadikkiren. 
Nee vaditha Kanerukku 
Bhoomi Shirikkirathu 
Naan vaditha Kaneerukku 
voor Shirikirathu..





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Patient: edhuku doctor inoru oosi podringa?
Doctor:nenga kodutha kasuku sillarai illa adhan.
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Kadhal Sogam:

KaadhalipathU Oruvanaiyaam 
 Karam Pidipathu Matroruvanaiyaam... 
 Paavam Ithil Yaar Seithath(Paavam)... 
 Kadhalitha Aavana? 
 Illai Karam piditha ivana?

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Love Punch:

kanna 1 solraen kettukko: 
Udampula sugar irunthalum danger. 
Heart’la Figure irunthalum danger. 
Time passku love panna “Pass Mark” but 
Seriousa Love panna “Tasmark” 

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Touching lines:
"Ennai unmaiyaga verutthu vidu"...
Aanal..,
"Poiyaga mattum nesikathey...!"

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Kaar Megathukku
Mattum
Kanneer Yean?
Vaanathil Kooda
Nirra Veriya!

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Man 1: Indha Oorla Sappadu Enga Vikkum.?
M2: Indha Oorla Mattum Illa, Endha Oorla Sappittalum Sappadu Thondaila Than Vikkum.! 

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Wikipedia: I knw everything
Google: I hv everything
Intrnt: Without me u r nothing
Elctricty: Yennada Anga satham?
All rpld: Pesitu Irundhom mama.

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Real Kavithai:
kadarkarai meethu
Aasai konda
Meenukkum!
Pennin Meedhu
Aasai konda
Aanukkum
Mudivu
Ondrudhan!
-Thudipu

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2011 Mudiaradhukku innum konja naal than irukku,
Edhavadhu thappu panniruntha,
Kastapaduthi iruntha,
Koduma paduthi iruntha..
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Enakku call panni mannippu kaettukonga, naan
ippo nalla moodle irukken..:-) 

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Owner: Yenda antha aala thiruppi anuppitta?

Boy: Avar 2012 calendar kaekuraaru,
nammakitta verum 1000 calendar thana irukku?
Wish u Advance Happy New Year 2012..

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Mayakkam Enna Song Remix 2.0:

Poda Poda Poda Maths Puriyala
Eludha Eludha Eludha Mudiyala
Poga Poga Poga Onnum Puriyala
Aaga Moththam Onnum Vilangala..(Click)

Class Nadathum Podhu Freeya Illaiye
Freeya Irukkum Podhu Class Illaiye
Kaila Paper Irukku Ans Illaiye
Life Poora Indha Thollaiye..:-)



Santhaanam Dialog Remix:

Friend Request Anuppum Pasangalai Lo Lo ena Longa Vaikkum
 Mokka Figures Ku Vanakkam!

Madam Sonnanga, Intdha Madhiri Theriyadha Pasanga
 Friend Request Anuppuna Pudikkadhu nu...

Appuram Enna Ma******ku Friend Request ah Cancel Pannala?

Unaku EnFriend Anupina Request 
Pidikalana Nee Enna Pannirukkanum?

Enna Chellam Pannirukkanum, Onnu Yes Nu Sollirukkanum illa No Sollirukkanum!

Adha Vittutu Nee Apdiye Vachikitu Un Friends 
Ellarukittayum Enakku Iththana Request 
Vanthirukkunu Kaatti Nee Scene Pottirukka?

Naa Theriyamadhan Kaekuren, 
NEE ENNA AVLO PERIYA FIGURE ah?

Onraiku Onrai Room la Orae Oru 
Computer la Facebook ah Paarkura Unakke Avlo Adhuppu na, 
Net Centre la Line ah 5 Computer la Suthi Suthi 
Friend Request Anuppura Engalukku Evlo Adhuppu Irukkm?:-D

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Learn Hindi Through Tamil:

1). "Koyi baath nahi"

Kozhi Kuzhikaradhu Illa..

2). "Woh bar bar athaa Hai"

Athu barbaroda Amma..

3). "Udhar Pakdo"

Pakkoda Anga Irukku..

Speak Hindi in 30 Days. Complete Course Also Available.. Engalukku Veru Engum Kilaigal Illai..:-)
Marriage SmS Jokes

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Girl: Amma Enaku Daily Oru Paiyana Thookki Pottu Midikanum Pola Iruku



Mom: Ennanga Namma Ponnuku Kalyana Kalai VandhurichungaDad : ;-(

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In college..,
Boy:i love u 

Girl:nan poi idha principal kite solla poren..

Boy:ayyo loosu principaluku alredy kalyanam ayidichu.


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Boy:Un v2ku poyirunthaen, inimael namakku kalyanam aagumnu enaku thonala..

Girl:Enga appaava paathaya?

Boy:Illa un thangachiya paathaen.!


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Hi be careful . Next month we have

Vinayagar Chaturthi.



Kaliman demand.

So,
un mandaila irukaradha safe panniko..!



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Intha iniya pon naalil
Vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum
Ella arulaiyum puriyatum
Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi vazthukal!
Jay Shri Siddhi Vinayaka


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@(. = .)@
() ,jj, ()
( )( /. )( )
G-get
A-always
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-happiness.
Wish u happy
Ganesh Chaturti


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I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA and pray to God for
your prosperous life
May you find all the love of life
may ur all dreams come true.


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May the
lords
blessings
make good
luck shines
on you
always...


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 Kaalaiyil aval potta kolathai vida
alagaga irunthathu...

athai suttri
iruntha avalin
patha suvadugal..!


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Kodai kaala veyilil,
Un kolusu than ennai kulira vaikirathu,
Ne nadanthu sellum pothu
chil..
chil..
Entru..

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Tamil Insult SmS Jokes

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 Andha pakkam
Jesus
aadu meikrar.

Indha pakkam
Kannan
maadu meikrar.

Aana nee enna meikiranu theriala..
Oru SMS kooda anuppa mata?


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Makkal Tholan

Makkal Selvam

MaMethai

AnbuNenjam

Anja Singam

Paayum Puli

Parakum Kili
UNGAL tholan

"Tamil.N"
Elunthu Vittar!

Gmrng..


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Boy: Ration kadaila sakkarai, paruppu, arisi ellame podaranga !

Lady: ulundhu podarangala?

Sardar: Ulundhu podala UKKAANDHU than podaranga .


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Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?

LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups...

Boys vs Girls Tamil SmS Jokes



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Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen.. 

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  • Free greeting cards birthday

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Dhinam oru poo koduthen avalukku.!
Aval orey oru poo koduthal athu than
"AAPPOO"

B carefull
Maappoo.
love na Doopu!
Namaku frnds than "TOP" 

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Kaadhalithu "PAAR"
Endru
Sonnavargal,


Kaadhalithaal
"BAAR"
Enbadhai
Solla Villaye.
Machi oru quater sollen..

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Aval kangal parthu solla vantha
kathalai

aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden

aval already booking endru
Machi oru quarter sollen.. 

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After love failure,

Gals :hey avan fraud,rowdy,porukki and so on..
But
Boys: (Ava en anjala da?) sorry!
machan ava oru item da.!

Puthagam, kaditham,SMSil dhan kavidhaigal varum..
Ipadi chudidharil kuda varuma enna..
kulambi ponen avalai parthadhum! Sema Mokka illa?  

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Avalai muluvathum maraka mudiyavillai..,

Karanam









Vera figure innum set aagala machi....Oru quarter sollen.... 

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Proposal:Boy-I Luv U
Girl-poda
Boy-I'll Die 4 U
Girl-poda
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-poda
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl-Really?
Boy- podi 

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Kadhali: Neenga enakku love letter kodutha vishayam enga veetla ellaarukum
therinjupochu!

Kadhalan: Aiyo un thangachikuma


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Vadivelu Feeling After Election Result...!







"KONJAM OVER'A THAAN POITTOMO''.?.!


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BREAKING NEWS:
Jayalalitha WON

jayalalitha - 204
karunanithi - 30
D.M.K gonna home..
vijayakanth is now searching "vadivelu"......


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Kanamal Ponavarkal patriya Arivupu.
Name:Vadvelu
Col:Black
Place:Madurai
Age:40+
ivarai patriya Thagaval Kidaithal
VIJAYKANTH idam SOLLAVUM..


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Vadivel to Vijaykanth:
Nan ungala pathi velayata pesnatha elam neenga unmaenu nambitinga.. Haiyo haiyo...:-)
Awwwwwwwwwwww. :'(


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Captain : dai engadaa iruka nee...?
Vadivel : "theivame En theivame Na vilayaataa pesnadhellaam neenga serious ah nambiteenga. Hayyo.. Hayyo

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Kavithai:


Kadhalukku karpanaigal azhagu.!

Aanal..,


Karpanayil Mattumthan kadhal azhagu...

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Nice kavithai:
'"un ninaivai marakka mudiyamal nenjoram vaithirukiren ninaivaha alla en idhaya Thudippaga"..


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Nice lines:Thaedi paarthen innamum kidaika villai...... 





unnai vida azhagana oru ulagam..


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Lovely Lines : 
Nee Partha Paarvaiyil Patri Konda Thee Kuchi Naan, Erinthu Kondae Irupaen Thirumbi Vanthu Nee Anaikkum Varai.


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Mylines:
Nan solliya kathaluku...
Aval
kangal 
solliya
pathil
'kanneer'
Gudmrng..


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Kavithai Corner: Selai Katta Theriyavilaye Endru Nee Pulamba...
Unnai Katti Kolla Mudiyamal Pulambugirathu Selai!


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