Monday, 26 May 2014

Romantic Tamil SMS

Romantic Tamil SMS

Kadhalin Pirivu
Oru murai santhithen pala murai sinthika vaithai.
Ippothu pala murai sinthikiraen,
oru muraiyavathu santhipoma endru.
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Mouna Mozhi
Muthal sandippil mounathaya pathivaga thandai,
Analum un manathil eluntha vaarthigal,
enakku kasakathan seithathu.
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Kathal Mozhi
Sorry endra varthai vaendam,
undan kannin molzhi pothum.
Thanks endra vaarthai vaendam,
un srippu poduum.
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Vaalkai
Valkai vaalvathatku varuthapadathe,
yennai varutha paduthathe.
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What is Kathal?
Kadhal
Kankalai Moodukirathu,
Ethayathai Thorakirathu.
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Kathal Ethipaarpu SMS
Kodi varthaikalludan,
Thedi vanthen unnidam.
Mounam Sathipatharkaka?
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Kathal Kavithai in Tamil
உன் கள்ளமில்லா நெஞ்சை என் கைகொண்டு கள்ளமாக்க ஆசை,
ஆண்டவன் கீறிய காயத்தை என் உமிழ்நீர் கொண்டு நிரவ ஆசை.
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Kathal Kavithai
Unmaiyaga nesipavargalai oru Nimidam,
Kangalai moodi ninaikum bothu,
pirvin yekkam vizhi oram kasigira kanneer thuligalil therium.
Feel your true love.
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Infactuation Kavithai
Unnai paarka tudikkum kangalukku padhai teriyavillai.
Unnai ninaithu tudikkum idhayathukku disai theriyavillai.
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Kathal Ethirpaarpu
En kathalai sonnavitham thavara,
illai,
nan kathalitha'valea thavar?
Oru pathil sollividu,
un mownathal kolathae.
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muthuselvam
Maranam marukkum varai,
man methu iruppom.
Marukkum maru kana'mae,
mannil nammai vithaippom.
Itarkal itarumvarai,
ithayam suvasippom .
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Deep Kathal Kavithai
Naan unnai kadhalikkiraen,
Indha ulagam mel saatchiyaga.
Nilavu ennoda paasathai unarndhu,
Nee yennodu pesum bodhu ellam,
Yethai paarthalum athil nee dhan.
Aaagayathil irundhu varum malai thuli,
Yennai thoduvathai kooda naan virumbavillai.
Nee yen kannathai thotta bodhu,
Nilavinai kaaetten:
Nee yenakku velicham thara vendum endru,
Appothum unnai paarthu ratchikka vendum,
Kadalin aalathai paarthadillai,
Unnai kaadhalippadhal.
Yen manadhin aalathil irundhu,
Unnai marakka mudiyavillai.
Unnai thavira yen manadhil,
Yaarukkum idam illai,
Nee swasitra kaatrayae naanum,
Swasikka virumbugiraen.
Indru yenakku thirumanam aagivittadhu,
Aaanalum marakka mudiyamal thavikindraen,
Yen Kadhalanai.
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Kallarai Kathal
Kadhali indri vaalnthal kovilum kallaraithan,
Kadali oruthi urangu vathal,
oru kallaraium kovildhan.
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Kadhal Valarthaen
Kadhal valarthaen,
Neerai ootri alla,
En uyirai ootri.
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One Side Kathal Kavithai
Un Paarvai ennum uli,
Nitham ennai sedhukku'giradhu.
Vali marandhu sirikkiraen,
Nee ennai uli kondu sedhukiya bodhu.
Valaikkadha idayam,
Mudiyadhu endru
Nee sonna badhil kaettu,
Valikkiradhu.
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One Side Kathal Kavithai
Un Paarvai ennum uli,
Nitham ennai sedhukku'giradhu.
Vali marandhu sirikkiraen,
Nee ennai uli kondu sedhukiya bodhu.
Valaikkadha idayam,
Mudiyadhu endru
Nee sonna badhil kaettu,
Valikkiradhu.
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Love Failure Kavithai
Valkkaiyil patta Adi konjamillai,
En parithavippum minjavillai,
Tharkkolaikku naan muyala
en manamum Adharrkku paniyavillai,
Maaman magal neeyena
un manathirkkaga vaadugiraen,
Kudittha nanju kooda,
Amirthamagi ponathadi,
Thathalikkum en Manamo,
Thadam purandu ponathadi,
Atthanaiyum thangi indru
yarukkaga vazhugiren.
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Kathal Quote
Marandhu vidu manasae,
Avanai marakka vendum
Endru ninaipadhai.
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Broken Heart SMS
Naan unnai ninaithen nee ennai kaipudippai endru,
Aanal nan idai ninaikkave illai nee ennai kaividuvaai endru.
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Kathal Valzkai Thathuvam
Valkai enum payanatil,
uravugal aalam sangaligal.
Oruvarukkuoruvar purinthu kondal,
kathalil aedhu sangadangal?
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One side kathal sms
Ninaipathu naan matum dhan nee alla,
verupathu nee mattum dhan naan alla.
Submitted by subha on 6-August-2009
Romantic Tamil Kavithai
Unnai nesithu naan kavithai ezhuthukirean!
Aanaal en "kavithai" kooda ennai nesikkamal,
Unnai mattume nesikirathu.
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Romantic SMS in Tamil
En idhyam thudithadhu endru aludhen,
enakkaga illai,
adharkul irukkum unakkaga.
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Kadhal Kavithai
Yanakkagave peranthavan nee,
unnai nesippatharkagavea padaikkapattaval naan,
Yen ethirparppu nee alla,
unn anbu mattum.
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Soga Kadhal SMS
Maranam yellorukkum oru muraithaan varum,
aanaal yanakkoo unnai nenaithu konderukkum
ovvoru nemidamum maranam thaan.
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Romantic Punch Dialogue
Nee indri urankathu en methai,
Yar enna sonnalum en amma than un athai.
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Asai
Irende tharunankalil than nan unnudan irukka asai padukiraen:
1. IPPOLUTHU
2. EPPOLUTHUM
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Romantic Kavithai
En Kangal unakaga thavam kidakindrana
Unnidam varam peruvadharkaga alla
UNNAIYE varamaga peruvadharku
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Kadhal Kadidam
Kadal kadanthu sentralum,
ennai parkum nila unnaium parkum,
en nenaivukalai,
unnidam kondu vanthu serkum,
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Tamil Romantic Message
kanne un algirku sillai vadika villai,
atharku pathilaga ennaiye vadithenn.

dad son joke

dad son joke

Pintun ne English ke paper ke leay "my best friend" ka essay yaad kar ke
lakin paper main "My Father" pr essay tha.
Ab Pintun ne father par essay likha
"Fathers are every where but good father are rear"
I have many fathers but my best father is Tintun.
He is my neighbour and my mother likes him too much.
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பிராக்டீஸ் பண்ணி கிட்டு இருக்கேன்.

அப்பா: ஏண்டா உஜாலா பாட்டில கீழ போட்டு தாண்டிகிட்டு இருக்குற?


மகன்: எங்க ஸ்கூல்'ல நாளைக்கு நீளம் தாண்டுற போட்டி இருக்கு.
அதுக்கு தான் பிராக்டீஸ் பண்ணி கிட்டு இருக்கேன். 
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Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.

Girl: enna romba kovapattara?

Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu.. 

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ராமு என்னை அடிச்சுட்டான்பா...

பையன்: அப்பா ராமு என்னை அடிச்சுட்டான்பா...

அப்பா: வாத்தியார் கிட்ட புகார் கொடுக்க வேண்டியதுதானே?

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பையன்: வாத்தியார் பெயர் தான் ராமு.
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Father: Ennada! Test la 'O' mark vankitu vanthirukke?

Nalla padikkaliya?


Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga...
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Dad : who is your role model.

Son : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Son : He married at the age of 13.

Dad : Pullayada nee
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Height of laziness:-)

Dad:Y didn't attnd exam?

Son-paper was tuff.

Dad:Witout going how do u know?

Son:paper had leaked out last week
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Father: why ur mommy sitting so silent ..?

Son : Nothing,

Mommy askd lip stick, but i gav fevistick..tht's all..!
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Dad : who is your role model.

Son : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Son : He married at the age of 13.

Dad : Pullayada nee
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Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher Student Jokes

Mudhal masam

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.
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Santa: Teacher Think That Im A God!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever I Went To School.

Teacher Says
"Oh God!
You Come Again?
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Teacher : Swimming Is Good For Our Health. It Make Us Slim..


Student : Then Why Whales Are Fat.?
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Teacher: Oruvar saagumnerathil Enna podanum ?

Student : Birla Cement Podanum

Teacher : Yen?

Student : Antha cement la thaan Uyir Irukke )-
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ஆசிரியர் : உலகத்தை முதலில் சுத்தி வந்தது யாரு?

சுரேஷ் : விடுங்க சார்! ஊர சுத்துன வெட்டிப் பயல பத்தி நமக்கு என்ன பேச்சு வேண்டி கிடக்கு?
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ஒரு நல்ல செய்தி, ஒரு கெட்ட செய்தி

பையன்: அம்மா ஸ்கூலில் இன்னக்கி ஒரு நல்ல செய்தி, ஒரு கெட்ட
செய்தி நடந்துச்சிம்மா.

அம்மா: நல்ல செய்திய மொதல்ல சொல்லு.

பையன்: ஸ்கூல் தீ பிடிச்சி எறிஞ்சி போச்சிம்மா

அம்மா: கெட்ட செய்தி

பையன்: வாத்தியானுங்க எல்லாம் தப்பிச்சிட்டானுங்க
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ஆசிரியர் : உன் பக்கத்தில தூங்கறவனை எழுப்பு


ந‌ண்ப‌ன் : நீங்க தானே தூங்க வெச்சிங்க. நீங்களே எழுப்புங்க.

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LKG Boy on phone: Hello iniku enga payyan school ku varamatan avanuku udambuku mudiala............

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu????????

BOY: enga Appa pesuran............

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One day one boy and girl late to school.
Teacher Asked Girl why were late,
Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late.
Teacher asked boy why were u late,
Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.
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Vaathiyaar: Amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru?


Maanavan: Muthalla amerikkaava olichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!
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எதுக்கு டீச்சர் அந்த பையனை அடிக்கறீங்க?

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இந்தியாவின் தேசியப் பறவை எதுன்னு கேட்டா ’கொசு’ங்கிறான் !
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Student 1: Yenda unnai HOD thitinaru.

Student 2:HOD avaroda naaya kanavillai nu paperla ad kudukka sonnaru.

Naan "HOD naaya" kanamnu ad kuduthuten
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Maths Teacher : Dai 18 kum 81 kum ulla difference enna da ?
Student : 18la thala thala nu irukum. 81 na thola thola nu irukum
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Tamil Teacher : "Kannaki maduraiyai erithal" ithu enna kaalam?
Student : "FIRE SERVICE" illatha kaalam Sir !
Tamil Teacher : ????
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ஆசிரியர் : டேய், ஏண்டா தரைல உக்காந்து கணக்கு போட்டு கிட்டு இருக்குற?

மாணவன் : நீங்க தானே சொன்னீங்க டேபிள் உபயோகிக்காம கணக்கு போடுன்னு!.
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supper joke

supper joke

Sachin century Adicha. 
"Stadum Full". 
Rajini padam Nadicha. 

"Theatre Full" 
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga 
"INBOX FULL"
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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. 
"KADHAL"
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There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. 
so kaliman demand aiducham. 
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

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Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? 

Writer: padikka sonna..... 
ungala yaru nakki 
pakka sonnathu.....

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Parthiban: Banna evlo? 
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee 
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? 
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. 
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

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Naragathil yeman and man. 
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? 
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

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Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. 
Friend 2: "yeppadi?" 
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"

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Police: Eppadiya accidentnadanthathu? 
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

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Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU. 
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM. 
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

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Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum 
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama 
Josiar: …………….?!???????

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