cute

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? 

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Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′

& finally
SASI KUMAR

<”MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”>

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PALANI MALAI AANDAVA..
“Feb 14″th kulla
Enakku Oru nalla
lover kidacha..”
Indha msg padikkira avangaluku
Mottai pottu, Naakula velkutthi,

avanga selavulaye
10000 perukku Anna Dhaanamum Panni, Avanga Cellai un undiyalla poduren pa..
Indha sms Padikura avanga mela sathiyam.

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Girl: Yenkkitta Azhagu Illaiyaa,
Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?

Boy: Unakku
“Thangachi Illaiye”..!

By
Machinichi FANS…

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MATHS Teacher:
“How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”
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Last bench rockerz: “Juice pootu than”

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A Young Boy
Looks at his Sister’s
Boyfriend and asks
Innocently
“Everyday you come to
Meet My Sister,
Don’t You Have Your
Own Sister.?”

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Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

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Ellarum unnai

vittu vilagum pothum

Ellorum unnai

verukkum pothum

nee purinthukol

“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….

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mokkai

Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??

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Enna yosikaringala?


Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!
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How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?


Ready....Steady.....PO




What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?


Rangamannar Rangarajan.
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டீச்சர்: மகாகவி பாரதி தெரியுமா?



சார். மகா, கவி, பாரதி மூணு பேருமே செம பிகர்!   ------------------------------------------------------------------------What would you call a girl driving a car?.
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Pen Drive!!!..:-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hotela kaasu kodukalana maavata soluvanga



aana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala?  
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Thanga chain'a urukkunaa thangam varum.!
Velli chain'a urukkunaa VeLLi varum! aana,
Cycle chain'a urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?
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Hotela kaasu kodukalana maavata soluvanga ana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala?

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Yerindhu poana
Cigarette Saambal
sonnadhu
"Indru Naan
Naallai Nee".
"NO SMOKING"
Pass it to All.!
By
Cigarette adikkaadha nallavargall sangam
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August 9th 2009 la Naanga
Unga Veettukku
Varuvoam.
Vandhu Permanenta
unga Veetlaye
Thanga Poarom.
Engaloada Name:

"SANTHOSAM"
"VETRI"
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Pakathu veettu paiyan uthuvathi standai mulungittan,
analum onnum agalai,
Aen?
Enna, avan mulunginathu Valzhai palzhamache!!!

Miss u

Miss u sms

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**** look! every thing is missing when i am missing you.
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l ()”"”"() l
l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l
l=( ,)===( ,)=l
I’m just standing by my window thinking of u &

wondering if u ever think of me too…*
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** look!
every thing is missing when i am missing you. 

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Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…

Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…

Nobody is lucky till love comes along…

Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.

Missing U! 

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n Ss!w ! n Ss!w !
n Ss!w ! n Ss!w !
n Ss!w ! n Ss!w !
n Ss!w ! n Ss!w !
Got Confused?
Be Smart…
Mobile Ko Ulta kar k
Parho na…! 

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU 

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when i miss u i cry
when i miss u i cry,
when i see u i smile,
but when am with u i have nothing to say
becoz the urge to KISS u take me breath away.

I miss u  

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Miss Meena? Miss Meena?,

Now Ur Thinking That Who Is Miss Meena?,

hey Dear!

I M Just Asking U That.., . . U Miss Me Na? 

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THIS STARS FIND MOON
BUT MOON IS BUSY FOR MESSAGE U - I MISS U. 

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Kadi jokes

Tamil Kadi Jokes

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,

even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

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2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

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3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum 

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4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?" 

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5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?

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6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu. 

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7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?
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8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?
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9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
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10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?! 
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11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum... 
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12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
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13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
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14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...
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15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu! 
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16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?
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17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
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18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
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19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu? 
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20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?
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21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
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22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!
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நீதிபதி : நகையைத் திருடிட்டேன்னு உன் மேல் உள்ள வழக்கில் நீ குற்றவாளி
இல்லைன்னு நிரூபணம் ஆகிடுச்சு, நீ போகலாம்.
குற்றவாளி : அப்டீன்னா திருடின நகைகளை நானே வச்சுக்கட்டுமா சாமி...   
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நோயாளி: டாக்டர், வயித்துவலி என்னால பொறுக்க முடியல
டாக்டர்: வயிறு வலிக்கும்போது, நீங்க ஏன் பொறுக்கப் போறீங்க.
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மனைவி: ஏங்க கொஞ்சம் வாங்க, குழந்தை அழுவுது.
கணவன்: அடியே, உன்னை எவன் மேக்கப் இல்லாம குழந்தை பக்கத்துல போகச் சொன்னது.
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மிருகக் காட்சி சாலையில் புலி ஒன்று, பார்வையாளரில் ஒருவனைக் கொன்றுவிட்டது. அதைக் கண்டு பக்கத்து கூண்டில் இருந்த குரங்கு புலியைப் பார்த்துக் கேட்டது
குரங்கு: ஏன் அவனைக் கொன்னே...
புலி : அந்தப் பரதேசி நாய் மூணு மணி நேரமா என்னைப் பார்த்துச் சொல்றான் “எவ்ளோ பெரிய பூனைன்னு. 
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